Thursday, 7 July 2011

STUDENT VS PENGGANGUR(ANGGUR,PISANG..etc KALAU ADA LAH BUAH2AN)

 VS



By the way, as I posted here be4 FINISHING my diploma. I think it was awesome but you now what?. TOTALLY I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL!You know why? Let see the differences.(hmmm skrg tgah tbayang2 ody)...=___=..!

STUDENT(^__^)

1.I can wake up late.I can sleep til 1.30 pm
2.I can wash my clothes any time I want.
3.My parents giving me money.
4.I only think about studies.
5.I can go to eat outside whenever i want.
6.There is no one will shout at me because I'm watching/U TUBE drama for 24 hour
7.I can online 24/7
8.I can go out without worry I'll get yelled at home (Lambat juga kau balik ni?!)
9.There will be no one will giving me orders such as "Jangan lupa jemur tu kain.Rumah jangan lupa sapu "
10.No question like " Kenapa kau tidak masak?Kenapa kau tidak cuci baju kau?Bila kau mau cari keja? "

UNEMPLOYEED(Y___Y)

1." Wake up!Its 6.30am already! "
2 "Jangan kumpul baju kau ni.Cuci tu "
3 ."Duit?Rm 10 cukup? "
4. " What to cook today?MUMMY will kill me if if I'm not cooking anything "
5. Makan di mana?Kau tidak pandai masak sudah ka?! "
6. "Astaga!Kau ini tidak habis-habis tengok wayang kau itu. P kau siram bunga sana!"
7. " Oi! Sudahlah fesbuk kau tu. 2 jam sudah kau depan laptop "
8. " Lambat juga kau balik?Jam 5 petang sudah ni"
9. "Jangan lupa jemur tu kain.Rumah jangan lupa sapu "
10. Bila kau mau cari keja?Apply la mana2.Jangan menganggur lama-lama.
Adeh.Pening saya.Baru 1 hari di rumah...(hmm mungkin)O__o
Majulah sukan untuk negara ^_^...haha...sja suka2 bah ni....Blom tau jd mcm ni btul2 nnt lpas GRADUATE..;)

Thursday, 2 June 2011

Sick Y__Y


Yes, indeedy, there is a way to be sick and yet still maintain dignity and manners.  Read on for some tips on getting through it.

 Let me say first that if your body is beginning to hint to you that sickness is on its way--do what you can to prevent it.  Trust me, you don't want to make a bad impression on that first date, lose a day (or more) of pay at work, or feel badly in general.  Drink some orange juice, take your vitamins, get lots of rest, etc.  Don't let sickness win.


If sickness does, in fact, win....
1.  Know that if you work in the food industry (especially) your employers can not keep you there if there is nasty grossness coming out of either your mouth or your ass.  That's the law, kids.  You are pretty much a leper at this point, and really--you should have known better than to come in to work in the first place.  You've just spread your vile disease, and your co-workers will likely hate your stupid face in about two days.

2.  If you're not having the issues mentioned in our first rule, you should make every attempt to go to work.  The best way to play it is to have your boss send you home, not the other way around.  This way, you not only give the impression of someone with priorities and work ethic, but you take the responsibility off of yourself for just not coming in.  HOWEVER..

  • You should keep a nice space from everyone you work with, most importantly.  Be a gem and don't give everyone around you cooties.
  • Bring whatever you need to get you through the day with you, be it aspirin, cold medicine, juice, tea, whatever.  At least then, you aren't looking like some pathetic asshole, sitting around and whining about it.  As well, being seen by your boss with your "sick arsenal" will make you look (again) like you have some work ethic, priorities, and consideration for your peers.
  • Sanitize your shit.  Trust me, if you take some hand sanitizer and alcohol wipes with you, your co-workers will love you for it.  If you share a phone, wipe it down after you use it.  You get the drift.  Nobody wants your nasty germs.
  • DO NOT COVER YOUR SNEEZES OR COUGHS WITH YOUR HANDS.  For the love of god, have more sense than that.  You get your vile, diseased snot and saliva all over your hands, then proceed to touch everything.  Use the crook of your arm, a kleenex, whatever.  And, um...throw said kleenex away, slob.  Nobody wants to look at your snot rag.
  • Don't snort all day.  Nothing grosses people out more than listening to some sick asshole snorting back his or her snot.  Blow your damn nose.  
  • I take it back--the only the that grosses me out more than snorting is spitting.  You have a loogie?  Spit it out DISCREETLY.  I mean...ew, dude.  Just, ew.





3.  If you're lucky enough to not have to work through your germ infestation--do us all a favor and stay home.  Don't try to go out, (God forbid you run into co-workers or your boss...that'll just look bad.) and don't run errands.  Just chill out, relax, soak in a bath, whatever.  Keep yourself in quarantine.  Not only will you get better more rapidly, you're saving the rest of us from coming into contact with your nastiness, and will be considered a better person for it.  A suggestion would be to give your home a good cleaning once you feel better, to get that sick-funk out, but for the slobs I will say simply...just clean your sickly shit up before you have company.  And if you have company while your sick, not only are you an inconsiderate dumb-ass, but you should see the above work etiquette.


That's about all I have for sick etiquette for the time being.  I will now sanitize my keyboard and try to rid myself of my own vile disease.

Monday, 25 April 2011

DiKaLa hujan TuRun...

sbenarnya Klaz abes dah ni...Tp sja..DOk dlm Blk tutorial 3...
ambil MOOD....esok ada TEST MANAGEMENT DR Topik 1-4...Takpa2..mlm ni PULUN STUDY LA Nmpknya..20 MCQ jew...mAIN BLasah PON X PAH koT..hihi

minta wish dr "SI COMEL ni"..XD

BEST2....dah tu kna bG MAMEE MONSTER LG TU..Tq kak dyg..haha...


eh..mau plg sudah la...hujan abes dah......Bye2...




assignment !!o assignment!

yes....akhirnya ASSIGNMENT ...mdm BB siap...DISASTER ..yg mmg DISASTER LA..HAHA...: )

idea???tambah Lg ! hahaha 


Gumbiranya hati..masalah 1 dah slesai...HUhuhu..syukur...: )..Thx GOD.

MYESAL Pulak...Mgeluh psl Khidupan : )
& komen byk.....

ampunila dosa ku ya Tuhan..kerana aq insan yg lemah yg mudah jtuh dlm dosa..
My life is under construction. It is being molded in the Potter's hands.


mood : 


hOPE U all jgn STRESS2 noo...:0)




TENSION + STRESS !

: tENSIONya HARI NI:.......Rsa mcm OK Tp DLM HATI X OK PON ~____~.



eeee..Rasa benci mluap2...x suka ! APasal la hidop mkin ary mkn susah..kadang2 x paham sy ! ish...pasrah PON ...Mcm DIRI X GUNA jak...

NAIK TENSION....SLURUH JIWA MGAMUK INGIN LPAS ..INGIN LARI...LARI JAUH DR HIDOP NI....Y__Y ..sgala BEBAN X SNggup DITANGGUNG Lg....knapa HARUS SY????Kenapa????
(bah..bah...mau taraJUn bangunan tgkat 8 sudah (t_t)

malasnya..mau fikir...Byk ni masalah....MASALAH ! MASALAH !MASALAH!



KALAU LA ADA MASALAH HARI2...BOLEH..........MAMPUS OH!T__T

.....Nsbek ja X MATI SKRG!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........









Sunday, 24 April 2011

mALasnya...............0___o

Grrrr..malasnya buat assignment "LAST mINIT"......





MADAM bg masa 2 mggu PON X siap2 ag...susah Ler....Pecah kepala Mau BUat ! PENING..!..Bnda yg kita x study TU la dia suh Buat..Gerammmmm....=__=

Tension ....

sambil-sambil tu...sy Pon Lepas tension dgn bjinak2/ "Mbuka Blog"...sy sndiri...haha...
lama-lama x minat pulak bt assignment mdm..hihihi...
Look...(^__^)..


ish..ish..tapi ...esok assignment pasai PRimary SURVEY tu kna antaq Jugakkk...

takut pulak mdm tUt..tu mrah...Y__Y

AH..TAKPA2...ESOK KLAU MDM TNYA...JAWAPPP......:



OK X??HAHAA...(Gurau je)

lpas ni sy G Buat Lah....JANJI..JANJI..


.......

O ya,mau x mau...sy mau JUgak Tulis NI CRITA....haha

sbenarnya...SI DIA sudah Blk dr MANILLA...: )



HOORAY...!

..

tARRaaaaa....i MIss U La...gmukk : )



ish..ish...x boleh ku bayangkan....dulu time dia g AUSTRALIA...T__T


mngis air mata DARAH bahhhh mau mnggu dia blk...


mau call pon Roaming...Ish..ish..TUHAN Jak Tau Prasaan Ku Time Tu.....

Yg penting skrg.....Ya..ya..ya...DIa sudah smpai KK.. : )


..on EASTER Lg tu....

to all my FRiends ...


I hope that everyone has a safe and Happy Easter, and remember our lord and savior rose again from the tomb on this day so rejoice a Jesus has risen!!

SO,....tiba saatnya sy smbung buat assignment sy...: )...byeeee...
(skema nya ni budak..haha...bahh k la....nnt smbung lg....la...sy pon x tau sgt mau mnulis crta ni...MERAPUH TAU la..haha).